Mueller’s report gets layers of interpretation on ‘SNL’ cold open
Apr 01, 2019, 01:31
"What I was really targeted for by the Mueller team and these individuals had nothing to do with Russian Federation; it had to do with my work in Israel and my work as an energy lobbyist", he said.
Baldwin's Trump simply sounded an airhorn in excitement. The longer it takes to release the full findings from Mueller, the more Democrats, in particular, warn they will question the legitimacy of Barr's actions.
While De Niro's Mueller hasn't drawn any conclusions about whether or not Trump obstructed justice, Bryant's Barr happily declares him "clean as a whistle".
Added Bryant's Barr: "Most of it provided on live television by the president himself".
Then De Niro's Mueller reminded everyone that there are still ongoing investigations.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity, Baldwin also mocked Puerto Rico. "That's right. I want my paper towels back, amigos", said Trump.
We'll have to see if this was De Niro's last appearance on the show as Mueller, now that the report has wrapped up in real life. He declared that all words in "Mueller's" report will be blacked out except for the words "no" and "collusion". "So you know, I think there were a couple of people that did good reporting, and I don't mean you know conservative reporters", Trump Jr. continued.
"I guess my legal strategy worked", Giuliani said.
"We looked forward to the report so much", said Cecily Strong's Putin adviser.
Other news in this week's cartoon commentary include: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos's short-lived plan to cut federal funding for the Special Olympics; the Trump administration's decision to ask the courts to invalidate the entire Affordable Care Act, based on a judge's ruling that it is unconstitutional; and the uproar over a Chicago prosecutor's decision to drop the charges against Jussie Smollett, the actor accused of faking a hate crime assault.
But Bryant shook her head, and countered him by insisting majority are "very good people".
I had to make a few birdies just to hang in there on the front nine and to finish with two birdies on 15 and 16 was very nice". There was also joy for England's Ian Poulter, who birdied the final two holes for a two-up victory over the US's Kevin Kisner.
Lamar Alexander said on the Senate floor Monday. "This is about our constituents and all of our lives", said Ocasio-Cortez. King, who caucuses with Democrats, joined three other Democrats who voted with the Republican majority.
Ichiro paved the way for more players than we will ever know and his influence will be felt for generations after his career ends. He became one of the most important figures in baseball history, and not just because of his stats and awards.
India says it has successfully tested an anti-satellite weapon in an unexpected announcement just weeks before general elections. Official sources told the Telegraph the missile was a "kinetic kill vehicle" that did not carry any explosives or other devices.
It represents another expression of North Korean displeasure following the collapse of the Kim-Trump summit in Hanoi last... The North said it "is pulling out with instructions from the superior authority", according to the ministry.
Eskom's Andrew Etzinger said on Monday it could take up to a week to address the myriad problems plaguing the power system. We know that as government, board and management that we'll get it right in the next year or two.
These include numerous modes in the original Call of Duty games for consoles and PC such as Search and Destroy and Free-For-All. Call of Duty: Mobile is exactly what it sounds like - a version of the popular shooter designed for smartphones and tablets.
Previously, the device needed to be on the same wi-fi or hard-wired network as the computer being streamed from to work. Then Valve released the Steam Link, which expedited the process by hooking directly to your TV.
Federer Survives Albot Test In Miami
South Africa's Kevin Anderson continued his return from an arm injury with a 6-4 7-6 (8-6) win over Joao Sousa of Portugal. Also setting up an intriguing fourth round clash today were youngsters Stefanos Tsitsipas and Denis Shapovalov .
Things You Need to Know About Apple's New Credit Card
Apple says that signups will be handled directly from iPhones, with quick approvals and access to device-specific card numbers. Finally, one percent will be added for all purchases paid for with the physical Apple Card (more on that in a minute).
Packers bid farewell to Randall Cobb, Clay Matthews
Longtime Green Bay Packers wide receiver Randall Cobb has agreed to a deal with the Dallas Cowboys , according to media reports. Hurns was new to the team, coming to Dallas in free agency after an injured season with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Betis supporters applaud Messi brilliance
He scored the second goal for Barcelona in the 45th minute thanks to a superb assist he got from Luis Suarez . Barcelona has another La Liga matchup against Espanyol at 11:15 a.m.