Mueller’s report gets layers of interpretation on ‘SNL’ cold open
Apr 01, 2019, 01:31
"What I was really targeted for by the Mueller team and these individuals had nothing to do with Russian Federation; it had to do with my work in Israel and my work as an energy lobbyist", he said.
Baldwin's Trump simply sounded an airhorn in excitement. The longer it takes to release the full findings from Mueller, the more Democrats, in particular, warn they will question the legitimacy of Barr's actions.
While De Niro's Mueller hasn't drawn any conclusions about whether or not Trump obstructed justice, Bryant's Barr happily declares him "clean as a whistle".
Added Bryant's Barr: "Most of it provided on live television by the president himself".
Then De Niro's Mueller reminded everyone that there are still ongoing investigations.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity, Baldwin also mocked Puerto Rico. "That's right. I want my paper towels back, amigos", said Trump.
We'll have to see if this was De Niro's last appearance on the show as Mueller, now that the report has wrapped up in real life. He declared that all words in "Mueller's" report will be blacked out except for the words "no" and "collusion". "So you know, I think there were a couple of people that did good reporting, and I don't mean you know conservative reporters", Trump Jr. continued.
"I guess my legal strategy worked", Giuliani said.
"We looked forward to the report so much", said Cecily Strong's Putin adviser.
Other news in this week's cartoon commentary include: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos's short-lived plan to cut federal funding for the Special Olympics; the Trump administration's decision to ask the courts to invalidate the entire Affordable Care Act, based on a judge's ruling that it is unconstitutional; and the uproar over a Chicago prosecutor's decision to drop the charges against Jussie Smollett, the actor accused of faking a hate crime assault.
But Bryant shook her head, and countered him by insisting majority are "very good people".
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In the absence of the Electoral College, the winner's vote share would likely be significantly smaller than is common today. The former Texas congressman told reporters in New Hampshire on Wednesday that the total came from 128,000 separate donors.
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But it seems his decision to skip a tournament he has won eight times was more precautionary than the result of a serious problem. It's fantastic what it does to them when you have 10,000 people sitting there jeering and hoping you hit it in.
That's the nature of the zone defense Syracuse relies on - it can win against anyone, but also come up short on any given night. The Syracuse basketball squad and the Baylor Bears will square off LATE tonight (9:57 p.m. tip-off expected on the east coast).
Previously, the device needed to be on the same wi-fi or hard-wired network as the computer being streamed from to work. Then Valve released the Steam Link, which expedited the process by hooking directly to your TV.
Yet after Woods played out sideways and knocked his third from 205 yards to 25 feet, McIlroy hit an bad second shot. Woods won back-to-back holes with birdies at the fifth and sixth as McIlroy's putting frailties began to show.
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